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A controversial book suggests that our success or failure in life is hard-coded in our genes at conception. It's deeply unfair. Shortly after we're conceived, our genetic material – long sequences of chemical codes arranged in a double-helical structure called DNA, tightly bundled into dense thread-like structures called chromosomes – is uncoiled and scanned by complex factories of molecular machinery. These factories use our genes as blueprints for turning a tiny, fertilised egg into a fully grown human, assembling proteins into cells, cells into organs, organs into anatomical systems – digestive, muscular, cardiovascular, nervous – that allow us to eat, walk, breathe and think.

Presidentish Joe Biden's heavily weaponized IRS, having just been given a huge budget increase and thousands of new penis flatteners for its agents to use during audits, has some dire news to share with millions of happy taxpaying Americans. If the evil democracy-hating MAGA House Republicans don't agree to Democats' budget demands and avert a government shutdown, then the IRS will have to furlough an estimated 60,000 of its 90,000 employees just three days from now. I haven't wept like this since holding my newborn sons for the first time.

Triumvirate Theatre is currently performing 'Lockers.' The comedy-drama is a unique take on relationships among high school students who share neighboring lockers. While many high school students form lasting friendships, they also form relationships that don't normally exist in the outside world. For local playwright and theater director Joe Rizzo, one such relationship that has always stuck with him is the one he had with his freshman year locker neighbor. 'I was always kind of fascinated by this funny little relationship the two of us had where we weren't friends, we didn't talk on the phone, or go out to pizza, or even hang out in the same groups, but because we had two lockers next to each other we talked to each other every day six times a day, for these very short conversations,' Rizzo said.

Lee Anderson has become the butt of social media's jokes again, after his rather overzealous promotion of an upcoming 'interview' with his government colleague, Suella Braverman. The Conservative Party's deputy chairman, who also has a talk show on rightwing TV channel GB News, announced that he would be speaking to Braverman on Friday evening. Anderson teased the segment on X/Twitter on Thursday, presenting it as an 'exclusive scoop'. It is the first media appearance of the home secretary since she gave a controversial speech in the US seeking to weaken the rights of LGBTQ+ asylum seekers.

PARKERSBURG, W.Va . (WTAP) - She joins us from the Humane Society of Ohio Valley! Ms. Fizzle is a one-year-old domestic medium hair cat. She is a sweet and loving girl. She had a litter of kittens, who have all been adopted. She also took care of another kitten while waiting to find her forever home. Ms. Fizzle came in from a hording situation back around April. Ms. Fizzle is like a typical cat, liking to cuddle and liking her alone time. She is great with other cats, but HSOV is unsure about dogs.

Paul O'Grady's unexpected poignant words left fans in tears as the last episode of For the Love of Dogs he filmed before his death aired. The much-loved comedian, also known for his drag queen persona Lily Savage, died ‘unexpectedly but peacefully' on March 28 aged 67. His partner Andre Portasio said at the time: "He will be greatly missed by his loved ones, friends, family, animals and all those who enjoyed his humour, wit and compassion." Paul and Andre had been together for 18 years and tied the knot in 2017.

Andie MacDowell's daughter Rainey Qualley was the epitome of casual chic as she went braless in a cropped white tank top while arriving to LAX on Thursday. While preparing to board a flight, the 33-year-old singer rocked a black leather jacket over her shoulders, low-rise sweatpants and a pair of grey and white sneakers. The performer, who was raised in North Carolina and writes music under the name Rainsford, oozed cool as she seemingly prepared to check her luggage curbside. Her latest sighting comes amid her new romance with Kane Ritchotte, following the recent end of her nearly three-year relationship from Lewis Pullman.

By Becky Emerson Carlberg For The Shawnee News-Star Weekender Trying to domesticate two half-grown kittens is a full-time job, especially when trying to keep them separated from Cleo and Sammy, the two resident cats, who find them grade A number one pests. With one cat, the hall and rooms become a racetrack. With two kittens… Log In Join Now Subscribe Now to continue reading.

PREPARED to sacrifice your dignity for the sake of a shag? Of course you are. Here are some pitiful attempts to get laid purely out of pity. ‘My girlfriend's left me' You were the most loving boyfriend and she repaid you with rejection. ‘Nice guys always get dumped on, I guess,' you say, in the hope that the woman you're with will put right this injustice with a shag on behalf of all womankind. There's no need to bring up your minor shortcomings, such as being as stingy with her orgasms as you were with Christmas presents.

Bored Panda has turned to two experts in the field of animal welfare, Professor of Urban and Regional Planning and Political Science, Laura A. Reese, and Fran Marino Distinguished Professor of Shelter Medicine Education at the University of Florida, Julie K. Levy, to learn more about the ins and outs of adopting a pet. You will find our interview with them below. Quite a few of them might also encourage you to ‘adopt not shop', and luckily, some people do. If you're an avid reader of Bored Panda, you already know that we have a monthly appreciation post for those golden-hearted individuals, featuring pictures of their adopted additions to the family; if you're not—continue scrolling, as what you're about to see ought to boost your levels of serotonin.

PREPARED to sacrifice your dignity for the sake of a shag? Of course you are. Here are some pitiful attempts to get laid purely out of pity. ‘My girlfriend's left me' You were the most loving boyfriend and she repaid you with rejection. ‘Nice guys always get dumped on, I guess,' you say, in the hope that the woman you're with will put right this injustice with a shag on behalf of all womankind. There's no need to bring up your minor shortcomings, such as being as stingy with her orgasms as you were with Christmas presents.

Unlike dogs, cats maintain substantial control in selecting their partners. An unspayed queen cat may vanish during her heat cycle, returning pregnant, yet the resulting kittens might be a surprise with their diverse colors and personalities, raising questions about this phenomenon. So, how is this possible? (Photo : Pixabay/congerdesign) Heat Cycle and Mating Behavior of Cats Cats have heat cycles  associated with longer days and warmer weather, the period when they can become pregnant.

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. And although the platform has rebranded to X, their humor lives on. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets from women, and then visit our ' Funniest Tweets From Women ' page for past roundups. just had what was a successful social interaction until I concluded it by wishing the other person a 'good time' visiting the restroom — Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) September 26, 2023 when my dentist gave me laughing gas for the first time i was so high i spent the appt thinking of how to impress her.

DUPAGE COUNTY - A foster kitten named Kyle became stuck in a suburban home's vent, but now he's safe. On Sept. 23, Kerri Kombrink – who is a foster parent for ARF Animal Shelter – had one of her foster kittens flip open a vent at her Wheaton home and climb inside the ductwork for their heating and air. Kerri attempted to lure Kyle out with treats, but he wasn't having it. On Sept. 25, Kerri contacted TR Miller Heating, Cooling, and Plumbing which dispatched a team free of charge to rescue the kitten.

HOUSTON - You're about to witness the final moments of Pogo's life. "I think God creates all of us with different personalities and her personality was a survivor personality," said Dr. Max Heimlich. Pogo's story begins in June 2017. When she was just 14 weeks old Pogo was found at an apartment complex at FM2920 and TC Jester. These 2 men were both 14-years-old when they found her. "I just looked at her paw and it touched my heart all I could see was her bones," said Trevor Meadows.

AFTER DEALING with the three kittens that were given to me between Ramadhan and Eid (remember Hazeem, Tali and Munya?), Kitzania welcomed a litter of four kittens by Borsa the only unneutered cat in the colony. They were three black females and one ginger male, all as wild as their mom. The problem with Borsa having kittens is her increased aggression towards other cats. To her, every Kitzanian is a threat and deserves to be attacked just for passing by her litter. Also, her hunting instinct forces her to bring dates from the neighbor's palm tree to feed them.